(to the tune of Red is the Rose/Loch Lomond)
Come over to Cole, my lovely Yellow Pigs
Come over to Cole for your Maxis
You make conjectures, and we’ll help you prove
Then they’ll be your theorems forever
Yellow are the Pigs that at Hampshire College learn
And yummy the ice cream at Atkins
Tired are the Jstaff who write the problem sets
For the enjoyment and challenge of many
Twas down in the mods where the Yellow Pigs did stay
The students and staff, contradancing
The laughter of students making 3 notrump
And building some memories together
Refrain
It’s not just the proofs that bring the Jstaff back
It’s not for the great contradictions
It’s all for the love of the wondrous Yellow Pigs
That our hearts are bonded forever
Refrain